Saw this weirdness tonight

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
05/29/2016 at 21:23 • Filed to: None

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Why in the world would you see a scion and xB and say yeah I should stretch that turd


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 21:29

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It popped a viagra


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 21:29

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I think the stretching actually improved the looks. :)


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 21:40

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Economy Limousine (tm)

or

attainable luxury dream.....

we all talk about owning what we dream about .. maybe this guy dreams about limos.. has an xb budget.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 21:44

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Maybe they just wanted to make a Rukus where ever they went or liked the Xb but wanted something more Rumion-er to spread out. Lol.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 21:46

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That would be absolutely miserable to drive. The extra 500+lbs doesn’t help in an already slow car. The thought of having to sit in it for hours on end though. At least a Lincoln Town Car is comfortable while you wait for prom to be over.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 21:58

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*sees this photo

*looks out window at his dad’s XB

*thinks


Kinja'd!!! Boxer_4 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 22:04

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Because Scion did it first?

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Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 22:11

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Its a 4 slot toaster!!!


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 22:13

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We must have been minutes apart today!

I saw that thing in Broadview this afternoon.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Birddog
05/29/2016 at 22:16

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Yeah this was in LaGrange around 430 so not far off


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/29/2016 at 22:23

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This was at 25th and Roosevelt around 330.

There could be more than one but.. Why?


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > jkm7680
05/29/2016 at 23:06

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Cars cannot do pharmaceutical medicines.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Jack Does Cars
06/02/2016 at 11:13

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Certainly not with that attitude.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/02/2016 at 11:16

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I don’t hate it.

In fact, I kinda like it.

I wouldn’t daily-drive it, but would definitely weekly-drive it just for the confused looks.

Depending on how it’s outfitted inside, it might make a decent urban camper.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > and 100 more
06/02/2016 at 15:37

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Pretty sure our Dodge Journey company car pops Xans, as it is slow and pathetic.